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Charles Darwin vs. Professor Oak - Rap Battle
Hello there, and welcome to the world of your defeat! Here's some trainer tips, I'm the very best. I cannot be beat! You spent years on studying evolution on finches alone While I can top all your research with a single thunder-stone! Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap You'll have to wait your turn Spitting firey rhymes every single time You'll need a rawest berry for those burns! You be a well known scientist Recognised across the world But I still cannot tell, are you a boy or a girl?
I discovered an anomaly, of that no man can think Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link! You've had decades of research, and claim to be the very best Yet all you have to show from your experience is an empty pokedex! And you're the better professor? HA! That's just out of question I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection! Bring your animal slaves, Oak You better reset the game How can you win this battle
If you can't remember your own grandsons name!
You're fighting the truth Now's not the time to do that, I've called your bluff You say Pokemon's abuse? Well, you're the cause of slavery in Africa My words echo in your ears as you hear me Mega Evolve 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 I say we hit this monkey boy with a pokeball and say 'we've caught them all!' That's six generations of beating Head to the Galapagos to retreat Forget the dex in fifteen years I've found seven hundred nineteen species And you're still questioned to date?
You've been dead a century
Your theories are not very effective You won't make a monkey out of me
I'm killing this error Doing the world a favor with my acts Ignorance begets confidence And you prove that theory is a fact To be a true scientist You must possess a heart of stone But that doesn't mean Send a child away to get his mother alone You can Tunderbolt me, freeze me in Icebeam and leave me Fire Blasted But I win the survival of the fittest For I am the best adapted I'm the revolutionary evolutionary The world will never be the same Looks like I became the champion Bring me to the Hall of Fame
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