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Bart Baker
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Closer (Parody)
Hey, do you remember me? I used to date you I make music now, with this weird dude Let's bang, Okay I, forgot how good having sex with you was On this mattress we stole from your roommate Last night was amazing When I'm with you I feel like I'm not aging Yeah I fell the same Let's get back together so we'll never age yeah Let's make a song about that Can you sing? Why yes, I can
Why don't we call it Closer And make it about that Rover That you never could afford Cause you're poor Hey don't be a jerk Also let's add a dumb lyric Bout that mattress that we stole It has a really bad odor We puked on in back in Boulder
Number 1 it's our song Closer Famous singers don't get older
Hey Our song has been #1 for 10 years And we still haven't aged a day, weird This is so great 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Yes We still look young our lyrics came true Even though we chain smoke and drink booze everyday It's 2046 We ain't gettin' older but you look like shit Dicks Now our old friends Are growing bald and gray and getting saggy tits But we still both look super hot And still have a huge hit song
Enough of this delusion Based on lyrics in our music You've been brainwashed by our song He's right I am here to prove it Take these meds they'll make you lucid They're anti-delusional You have both been getting older This dream world of yours is over But this can't be our song Closer, said we're never getting older I'm here to repo your Rover You can't afford it I told her Hand's up dirtbags don't come closer Is that your mattress from Boulder? Yes it is I am the owner You jerks stole it We weren't sober!
You're going to jail forever By the way you all have lung cancer
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