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Smosh
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Boxman 2.0
Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day The wind blows I return a man's toupé I hold the door open for the man and his wife Blue skies are the best time of my life (editor) BOXMAN! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING A STUPID, GIRLY SONG. SING. SOMETHING. BETTER! I'm a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt By the way, saying 'Good game' doesn't mean it's OK Guy on guy butt slapping's really gay No, that's not me now, I'm Boxman version two Out with the old box, in with the new Don't expect a dance from me that's so overplayed Boxman Dance time won't get me laid
Uh uh
The old me would be polite and hold open doors Not the new me, I'll walk past 'cause I'm hardcore Hand me that paper, no I won't say please Because I'm a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) Let's see that dinosaur's gang operation
He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He's really badass like G.I. Joe He's a Boxman in a gang They make him do things that are insane He's a Boxman as you can see 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Breaking that table was really mean
So maybe gang life ain't all it's cracked up to be Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain't for me Oops Forgot to wear my undies They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air There's a gang affair going on in here, I'm aware
Holy f**ing sh**, I'm f***ing out of here, man I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this? Gangs play Pokemon? You can't be serious Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool I'll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
Now I'm a box living in a box on the street All 'cause I wanted street cred from the industry I don't care if people don't like what they see If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree
He's a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him's now untrue He's a Boxman two point oh He really really likes that Cosby Show! He's a Boxman acts like himself now Doesn't try to act like the rest of the crowd He's a Boxman now he's cleaner But if you're a prick he'll kick your wiener!
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