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Adam Sandler
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Oh Mom...
Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel
[silverware clicking] M1:'can you pass the beats please?' F1: 'here you go' M1: 'thanks' Brad: 'hey mom, guess what? i got invited to a party tonight! and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Brad: 'why not mom?' F1: 'yeah, why mom? he should go.' Brad: 'it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people...' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Brad: 'oh mom...' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' F1: 'don't wory brad.'
F2: 'hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but i was nervous to buy it. what do you think? Mom: 'nooo!!' F2: 'really? i really like it...' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' F2: 'oh mom, who is?' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' F2: 'mom, you're so paranoid.' Mom: 'nooo!!'
M3: 'hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.' Mom: 'nooo!!' M3: 'yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'do you think you could drop me off there?...' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'how am i gonna get there?' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'i'll walk i guess.' Mom: 'nooo!!'
Cindy: 'mom, can you pass the salad dressing?' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'please?' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'come on, mom.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Brad: 'i'll get it for you cindy.' Cindy: 'thanks brad.' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Cindy: 'thanks for the tip, ma.' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!'
Brad: 'hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Brad: 'why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'mother, brad is right.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'we should go out, it'll be fun.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut.' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.' Mom: 'nooo!!' Cindy: 'you wanna come dave?' Mom: 'nooo!!' Dave: 'no, i'll hang out with mom.' M1: 'you sure?' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'yeah, go without me.' M3: 'all right, see you guys later.' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?' Mom: 'nooo!!' Dave: 'please?' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'mom, you're over reacting!' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'why are you so overprotective!?' Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'mom! i'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!' [bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at you!' [screen door closes] Mom: 'they're all gonna laugh at him!'
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