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The Dirty Hound Dogs
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Beer Bottle Goggles
[Verse 1:] Well sit down son and let me tell you how it's done It's a little story about number one Most people think its tequila or whiskey But this is how your momma met me. I opened up a bottle of icy cold beer And I looked at your momma and said come over here The beer was cold and it was sliding on down Then all of a sudden your momma was around
[Chorus:] And I was wearing beer bottle goggles And she looked outta this world But come the next morning I was ready to hurl So I chewed of my arm and I chewed of my leg I did all that I could to get out of that bed Beer bottle goggles, couldn't believe what I had done It was time to look out for number one
[Verse 2:] So I went back to another beer I looked around and your momma was near Call it a curse or maybe worse But I swear this is what I heard
[Chorus:] And you were wearing beer bottle goggles And I looked outta this world But come the next morning you were ready to hurl So you chewed of your arm and you chewed of your leg You did all that you could to get out of that bed Beer bottle goggles, couldn't believe what you had done It was time to look out for number one
[Verse 3:] So listen up son don't do what I've done You could get trapped and be under the thumb Just drink that Tequlia or Whiskey But please leave that beer alone
[Chorus:] Or you'll be were wearing beer bottle goggles And she'll look outta this world But come the next morning you'll be ready to hurl And you'll chewed of your arm and you'll chewed of your leg You'll do all that you can to get outta that bed Beer bottle goggles, you won't believe what you had done I'm telling come on son, Look out for number one
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