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Bloodhound Gang
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Legend In My Spare Time
作词:Michael Bowe, T Coakley, Jimmy Franks
Bloodhound Gang is here to get it on So rock on brothers, rock on
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
'Cause I'm a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness monster Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door, 'Could you be a sponsor?' Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din So have a taste of my bass 'cause the girlies got smiles You get on my case like the Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's giving it all away John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay No rhyme, no reason, no job, no class And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah' yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? I'm a legend in my spare time
If you ain't ever been to the suburbs Don't you ever come to the suburbs 'Cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs
'Cause I'm a huskin', a huskin' a huskin' your corn I'm as deep as a plot to a gay porn So uh, oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body I know that she's a hotty but damn that girl could party
So come to me momma it ain't no crime I'm a skilled love doctor growlin', 'What's your sign?' Did the Flamin' Waffle with Ho Chi Min 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Your girl's a dollar bill 'cause we don't know where she's been
J.F.K.'s head's a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle You're too what? Shy shy huh what? Hush, hush yea? I knew why
'Cause we're playing the Palladium can't get on Star Search Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular You know I know you know your not the tough guy That I thought you were
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? I'm a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what? I'm a legend in my spare time
'Cause I wopbobaloobop Ha, cha, cha, chatch Come lick my balls Vive la my crotch
'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy, your momma thinks I'm crazy But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby And I'm the Amos, I'm the Andy, I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis And your throat is swollen gloryholen' ya blew us George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show
Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what? I'm a legend in my spare time
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